Kade's bad day...

Me: "It's the best day ever, huh?"
Kade: "No...its a bad day."
Me: "Why?"
Kade: "Well, first I just bited Kylee's green blanket, then I just barely touched her and I got to my room, and then I was just sitting on the side of the tub (actually he jumped in) and daddy just yelled at me."

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"Look Kylee, there's a commotion in the ocean."